The vocabulary required to discuss Battlegasm with the confidence of someone who has never once questioned why the vocabulary exists.
A sanctioned competitive matchup, heat or scored event within Battlegasm.
The official scheduled lineup of Battles for an event.
An adult licensed competitor in professional Climaxthletics.
The sport: competitive climax measured through discipline-specific rules, telemetry and judging.
A qualifying scored climax within sanctioned competition. Capitalization is strongly encouraged by people who write the rulebook.
A 0.00–10.00 score for one performance, built from Intensity, Duration, Difficulty, Execution and Showmanship.
A separate 0–100 rolling competitive rating used for world rankings across the trailing twelve months.
The proprietary telemetry system used to visualize Build, Threshold, Climax, Peak G, Aftershock and Recovery.
Highest instantaneous Gasmograph amplitude during a qualifying performance. A statistic, not a final score.
A converted historical value used when a 2019–2023 performance cannot be reconstructed perfectly under modern 2024+ scoring standards.
Battlegasm’s world championship trophy, first awarded in 2019.
Honorific reserved for multiple-time Golden Grin champions. Current membership: one extremely Finnish person.
Control event in which audible output above a calibrated threshold causes deductions.
Control event scored partly on deviation from a certified neutral facial baseline.
Speed format. The official starting sequence is Ready. Set. Come. Legal has reviewed this.
Format rewarding multiple qualifying Gasms within a fixed competition window. Recovery becomes competitive strategy.
Endurance format emphasizing duration, pacing and sustained qualifying response.
Pairs format in which timing differential between qualifying responses is measured in milliseconds.
Ten-stage championship Major. Full technical details are not publicly released. Ten stages. One body. No mercy.
A return to sanctioned competition after absence, suspension, injury or a retirement announcement that did not age well.
2026 IBGF charter provision recognizing sanctioned Battlegasm champions and records dating back to 2019.